This girl is more easily done than said...
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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