she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You have to summon your inner elephant
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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