VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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