I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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