I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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