i just had sex bonerless
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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