i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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