He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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