You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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