My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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