The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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