A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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