3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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