I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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