It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm like, not good at living.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Randomize