.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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