why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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