I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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