Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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