4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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