You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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