I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Houston, we have a blender
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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