just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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