I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Damn victory sex feels great
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
