Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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