soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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