Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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