There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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