just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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