Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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