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I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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