How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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