Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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