My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
its liver damage thursday
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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