It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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