we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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