Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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