I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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