They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
