I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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