oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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