i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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