so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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