i jhust puked up my retainher.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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