I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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