Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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