You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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