She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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