ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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