ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I just found a bag of teeth...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Houston, we have a squirter
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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