She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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