well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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