absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.