"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.