so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Randomize
