i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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