Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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